Sometimes my girlfriend writes me little… well, basically love messages in MS Paint. Below are a few examples…
Category Archives: Ramblings
My own personal blog
Half an hour I installed a personal blog. It’s like orangeacid.net – it has a vague and undefined purpose, and by its very definition will be created, redesigned before the end of its natural lifespan, rebuilt from scratch every 6 months, and will in be generally even more incomplete than this site you are on […]
Future prospects
It has come to a stage in my life where I am compelled to look at my future and where my life is heading. The most pressing issue is what to pursue for future education. I can either achieve 5 A*-B grades and return to landau to study ICT, Mathematics and English Language and Literature […]
The Giraffe Analogy
Every once in a while I get really down about relationships, sparked by nothing in particular – perhaps a relic of a past relationship with an untactful and indelicate bitch. Whilst these days these moods only last for a couple of hours (opposed to the couple of days that used to linger for less than […]
Cleaning out my inbox: Humerous Complaints
I have a Hotmail (now Windows Live Mail) account for a little over half a decade, and have amassed nearly 700 emails – this is coming from someone whose digital assets are usually impeccably organized. Whilst searching for a satirical forward, I discovered an email listing alleged extracts from genuine letters of complaint to UK […]
Pointing the finger
As I was walking home earlier this evening, two cars collided almost head on about 20 meters in front of me. From the angle of the cars, it appeared that an elderly lady had tried to pull out of her drive without taking the time to check for incoming vehicles. Another car had collided with […]